Fuckin' Hold My Pants

by Mintaka

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1.	The Mystery Toast King I: Popping Out 04:31	buy track
2.	The Mystery Toast King II: The Gnome Who Couldn't 07:00	buy track
3.	The Mystery Toast King III: Blind Man's Dentist Appointment 06:01	buy track
4.	The Mystery Toast King IV: The Toast King Finally Ran Out of Butter 02:24	buy track
5.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes I: Wayne I 02:42	buy track
6.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes II: Hey Shit Head 02:16	buy track
7.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes III: King Hrsooka 01:10	buy track
8.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes IV: Wrestler Face 01:11	buy track
9.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes V: Send Me a Potato 01:52	buy track
10.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes VI: Wayne II 01:18	buy track
11.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes VII: My Roommate Is Gonna Die 02:47	buy track
12.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes VIII: Muscle 89 (Destruction of a Recipe Book) 03:02	buy track
13.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes IX: 3rd Floor Herb 01:42	buy track
14.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes X: Wayne III 00:18	buy track
15.	Your Brain Is Mashed Potatoes XI: Is This a Day 01:37	buy track
16.	Mr. Klee's Diary I: Tribute to Jack Adams 02:23	buy track
17.	Mr. Klee's Diary II: Bottom Line 00:39	buy track
18.	Mr. Klee's Diary III: Interview With Roger Keith 03:23	buy track
19.	Mr. Klee's Diary IV: Hard Beats 04:23	buy track
20.	Mr. Klee's Diary V: Nineteen Fifty-Seven 00:05	buy track
21.	Mr. Klee's Diary VI: Ballad of Mr. Luch 02:07	buy track
22.	Mr. Klee's Diary VII: Brett 00:20	buy track
23.	Mr. Klee's Diary VIII: Four cor-Leads 02:41	buy track
24.	Mr. Klee's Diary IX: Iron and Steel 01:48	buy track
25.	Mr. Klee's Diary X: Chuck Knight 02:03	buy track
26.	Asstrash and Moonjuice I: Overture 03:10	buy track
27.	Asstrash and Moonjuice II: Day Vleev 01:22	buy track
28.	Asstrash and Moonjuice III: Stomach Voodoo 04:10	buy track
29.	Asstrash and Moonjuice IV: Under a Psychedelic Sky Farm 08:04	buy track
30.	Asstrash and Moonjuice V: Idiot Six 03:11	buy track

about

This is Mintaka's 4th full-length, and the only one featuring keyboardist Eate Kingbird, who was Raincoat Meyers' brother but was not related to Raincoat Meyers.

The actual story that is told on the album is a closely guarded secret. However, the band did decide to make EVERY. FUCKING. SONG. on this album to be 19 minutes and 57 seconds, exactly. In addition, the year 1957 is mentioned in many of the songs. As such, it is generally assumed that this a concept album about roller coasters.

Fuckin' Hold My Pants was immediately successful upon release, much like the last two Mintaka albums. It was particularly popular among human beings. Even so, some aliens liked it too, and a few turtles also thought it was a pretty nice piece of work. People were so excited about it that they even voted it the Best New Household Appliance of 2008.

It is also worth noting that after the release of Fuckin' Hold My Pants, Mintaka officially became a new religion.

credits

released June 5, 2008

Raincoat Meyers - guitar
Hal Pewick - bass
Heath Peabody - drums
Eate Kingbird - keyboards
The Construction Worker Orchestra - Rain
Chirps Berm - guitar solo on "Under a Psychedelic Sky Farm"

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